My Ribdiculous Reincarnation

Imagine if you had the chance to choose your next life after death, but there was a long line! The hero of this story, simply called “I,” is in a universe where a full-fledged reincarnation business is underway. The problem is, there are so many applications to become a “Hero” or “Demon King” that the waiting period now stands at 50,000 years. Instead of waiting that long, our hero decides to be reborn in any strange and strange form. So what? Sometimes he’s born as a hero’s rib, sometimes as a simple vegetable! Sometimes he’s a hermit crab, and the ultimate nightmare is when he becomes an explosive bomb aimed solely at the lives of happy couples. This is the story of a man so scared of falling in line that he’s ready to become anything—just don’t wait!